Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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