So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I lost the right to judge tonight
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I want a musical about memes.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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