I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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