I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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