Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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