Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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