People in love make me want to vomit
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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