It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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