Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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