Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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