This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
