David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I understand Curling. That high.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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