Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i out mim tonsoeep
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