Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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