whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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