quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
