M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
