Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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