is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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