Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
love makes seman taste better
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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