sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My feet surprised me
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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