dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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