you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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