i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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