You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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