Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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