I can tuck mytits in my pants
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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