some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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