Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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