You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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