For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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