new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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