Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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