You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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