Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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