Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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