Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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