I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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