And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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