she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We have started to decorate penises.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
