Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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