Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize