I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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