so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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