Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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