I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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