how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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