If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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