thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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