Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize