I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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