3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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