im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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