Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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