I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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