in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize