"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
