Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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