Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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