I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Are we still banned from the library?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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