WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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